Oh yea. It has happened. Jonny Fly has returned to title glory, in the form of the European Championship
and his father The Blak Baron is scheduled in a 4 way match that will mark his return to the wrestling ring in over 4 years. Baron, the 48 year old father of Jonny Fly, has a 10-1 career record, but spent a good portion of his 21 years owning a wrestling company. There are doubts about his readyness, but there are none about Fly. Not anymore. Fly and Baron are at a house show today..and are rumored to make an appearance there. Great!
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FADE IN
The scene fades in at a UWA House Show in Philly. The Main Event is going on..but the 23,400 people that remain in the stands are there for only one reason..and it isn't the match..it's the rumored appearence of Jonny Fly and The Blak Baron.
The lights cut off..a buzzing sound is heard, louder and louder...now blue strobes hit filling the arena in a darkish blue..the buzzing sound gets louder, and louder, then *BOOM*..pyro's go off.."Sweetness" hits and the lights turn back on revealinbg Jonny Fly breakdancing on the stage. He finished his routine..and motions behind him..The Blak Baron comes out! The crowd begins to roar, even louder than they did for Fly. Both wrestlers smile..and walk down to the ring.
In the ring, the 2 Main Event wrestlers stare at the 2 dumbfoundly as they enter the arena. Fly stares them down as Baron goes and gets a microphone. He returns seconds later..and hands the microphone to Jonny Fly.
Fly points at the 2 wrestlers as he begins..
Fly: What are you guys still doing here? When Jonny Fly comes out..you leave! Now show some respect..
The two wrestlers shrug their shoulders and make their way out of the ring.
Fly: Man, you'd think 15th rate wrestlers like them would know! Right?
The crowd roars in approval.
Fly: That's what I'm talking about baby! I came out here tonight, in front of all of you, because I got alot to say. Too much to keep inside me..or film and send off to be played on UWA TV. This needs to be said now! I'm talking about Jeff Van Damage, and his comments. I'm talking Chris Wild, and PPV. I'm taling about Nicky Mills, and his punk ass. I'm taling, The Mob, 10-Minute Major, Jason Jet, Criss Angel, and The Dynasty. And it ALL has to be said..so..let's get to it!
Fly: Jeff Van Damage. According to this bastard, Jonny Fly didn't make The Dynasty! Excuse me? You obviously don't know shit about your own group. Jonny Fly is THE Founding Father..forget Wild..I made The Dynasty! Who do you think I'm making all that money off it if I didn't make it? DUH! You remind me of Jason Jet, in the sence that you never have your facts straight. Put it this way Jeff, if I wasn't around..The Dynasty woudn't be around. I recruited Mills, ME! He recruited you..you should be thanking me!
Fly: Another example is Mr. Damage's reference to the TV Title. JVD a better champ than Jonny Fly? FUCK NO! I WAS that belt. You see Jeff, it took me a total of 2 weeks in the UWA to win that belt, it took you 2 MONTHS! MONTHS! And, you forgot it was Jonny Fly who made the match where he lost the TV Title. I wanted to do it..I was done with the belt..I was tired of killing the careers of my "competition." Remember Jimmy Duran? Criss Angel? Do you even remember me getting double teamed in that match? I want to see JVD in a handicap match..and until then..stop talking. But oh Jeff, you want more? Would you happen to remember James Evens? A man who beat you. That very James Evens was unsucessful against me, making me wonder once again..how that proves Jeff Van Damage is any better than Jonny Fly. You lost to Cobra, kid! Cobra! That's a low for any career..in a match between Cobra and Bender..well lets not go that far.
Fly: You wanna talk about how you've beaten "tough" guys. Jeff, it doesen't matter..Cosmos never had the balls to face me and Wall2K would look terrible trying to chase me around the ring. Why do you think they were in the TV Title Tournament? Because their World Title Calibur? Don't kid yourself. It's too bad Johnny Rotten ran you over for the TV Title, it really is!
Fly: Nicky Mills, I told you all week what was going to happen if you underestimated me, and I showed you! How long did it take? 3 minutes? Coudn't of been any longer! You said I proved, and I quote, "nothing." What do you have to say now Nicky? Oh wait, I know.."Fuck You"...HA, stnad in line you little punk. I did what I promised..I always do. I am superior to you Nicky Mills, and I'll prove it again if I have to.
Fly: Chris Wild, you wanna come onto Turmoil and start spitting up about ladders? How Jonny Fly should be DOWN tghe ladder. I'm gonna tell you like I told Jason Jet, if you keep talking about ladders..I'm just gonna snap!! I mean c'mon Chris! Work with me here..don't try to act like Jason Jet!! You seen what happened to him at PPV, and what is coming his way in the future. Chris, stop fooling yourself..especially when it comes to fans. Wild, you can never POSSIBLY be more popular than Jonny Fly..and me being jealous of a ghost like you is downright ABSURD! It's worse than talking about ladders. You have done nothing in the UWA. Your a wrestler with a .500 record, and no titles to his name. You disrespect the TV Title, though you where unsuccessful at taking the title..TWICE!
Fly: Wild, it was you who tryed to attack me! You sitting in a hospital bed recuperating is nobody's fault but your own! Remember that. Betrayal? You woudn't be that lucky. Oh, and Chirs..one more thing..you say your gonna win the war. What war? Who are you, General Gustav? Wild, this war is in your mind..I said awhile ago that the only reason I pay attention to you is because you speak the LUDACRIS things that pop into your mind..and everyone knows Jonny is gonna say something back, its second nature. All this is, is your little war of words, not a real war, a war of words. And I'm through with it..RIGHT HERE! I've been waiting for you to make the challenge, but it seems your not gonna..so I will..but it might not be what you thought.
Fly clears his throught..
Fly: Chis Wild, Nicky Mills, and Jeff Van Damage..I challenge you to a 6 person tag match at PPV. That's right..all 3 of you have had too much to say, and now you pay! My partners don't matter, but I'm sure my father The Blak Baron would like to get in..
Baron, standing next to Fly nods his head in approvement..the crowd begins to cheer for the 2..
Fly: We'll take all 3 of you on if need be..but I will shut you up.
Fly: Now to my friend, a man who just doesn't get the fact you don't mess with Jonny Fly, Jason Jet!
Boos are heard all around the arena..
Fly: Jet, I have beaten you twice! I spared you at PPV, and you repay me with sneak attacks? Who the hell do you think you are? You had your chance and you blew it at PPV, game over..Jonny Fly wins. Stop prolonging it. If you think you can force me into a title defense by being a coward..you are wrong! You haven't won a match in months! If we are booked together..I will protest! Jet you love talking about ladders..well work your way up like the rest of the UWA..
Baron snags the mic..
Baron: Jason Jet, what you have coming was brought on by nobody but yourself. You haven't been a decent wrestler since you first joined..and you being on the roster now is no more than a HUGE joke. You don't win, but you talk as much as Jonny or Mills. Bothe guys, BOTH guys, back it up to some degree..you just flat out suck it up when your in the ring. Your a pushover, the bottom of the barrel! You bring nothing to the UWA that we don't already have. In fact Jason, you COST the UWA money..it's people like Jonny Fly and The Blak Baron who BRING in money. Without people like me and Jonny, Jason Jet is working overtime as a school janitor.
Baron: Jet, Angel, James..you have little on me. The one thing that could save you is my age, I'm not as quick as you guys, I'll admit it. Your the agile guys, I can't compete with that. But I'm a gritty vetran..I've seen it all..and I know it all. I'm the best when it comes to technical wrestling..just remember that!
"Sweetness" hits over the loudspeaker, and Jonny Fly and The Blak Baron walks back up the ramp..both stopping numerous times to sign autographs for fans, much to their approval.
SCENE FADE
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The Blak Baron taking down Jonny Fly haters? The dad cleaning up the mess caused by his son's brash additude? Hey..maybe all wrestlers should have their dad with them. Baron wants revenge on Jason Jet, and he wants to make an example of what HE can do against Criss Angel and Jezze James. As for Fly..he'll wait a reply from Chris Wild, Nicky Mills, and Jeff Van Damage.
