Jonny Fly, before his PPV match, has been booked as the first guest on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" after the Super Bowl. Fly, even after his first match back, even after a successful victory in it..is still being doubted by wrestling fans across the nation. Most think that he got lucky, but it was truly a solid effort and a much deserved win by Fly. Maybe PPV will get people off his back..or maybe Jimmy Kimmel will!
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FADE IN
The scene fades in LIVE, on the set of Jimmy Kimmel Live! Jonny Fly has just been called out as the first guest and takes a seat next to Kimmel..and Adam Corrola The show begins..
Jimmy: Alright, now let me get this straight Jonny, your an over the hill wrestler at the age of 19?
Fly:(Laughs) Well with what's been said about me in these last few weeks you'd think so right?
Jimmy: I don't know... But really, how can people justify that? When I was 19 I was living at home cuttin grass..your a proffesional wrestler! Now, you grew up on the streets right? How was that.
Fly: It was tough..There where no second chances there. Not many people lived long on the streets..especially not a 12 year old with a big mouth.
Jimmy: Well it's a good think I never had to live there! Now you returned to wrestling last week after making a movie..now my question is why? Wrestling is hard, making movies is easy..and you get more money!
Fly: Have you ever made a movie?
Jimmy: No, but I have my own show dammit!
Fly:(Laughs) It wasn't that easy..long hours and it was grueling some days.
Jimmy: Yea, fake jumping out of helicopters and chasing woman in bars..real tough! I think wrestling against 300 pound Europeans is hard..and I think that makes you Jonny, the king of the world!
Fly: Really?
Jimmy: No, I'm the king of the world!
Adam:Supercalafredulisticispialidocius
Jimmy:(Laughing) Wow, I forgot he was even here!
Adam: Ah, you know me..I like to make a smooth entrance.
Jimmy: Yea..now Jonny you know about being smooth right? I mean..The Ladies Man 2 made you smooth right?
Fly: Well..to a point. Most woman aren't interested in a 19 year old..
Jimmy: Don't feel bad..they're not into 33 year olds either! Now Jonny, you get to fly to Las Vegas and compete at the UWA PPV January Damnation correct?
Fly: Right..I have a match with Jason Jet.
Jimmy: Can you get me some tickets to Vegas? I haven't gambled in ahwile. Gotta see if I still have my touch.
Fly: I'm sure a little money wuold help you out.
Jimmy: Oh yea, I can tell you grew up on the streets, your already trying to steal my money..
Adam: Hit him with the club!
Jimmy:(Laughing) How bout no, he's rich Adam he could sue me!
Adam: Good point. So Jonny, how are those UWA woman..since your the Ladies Man and all..
Fly: I had a feeling I'd be asked that..um, some are pretty decent..but alot of them are just total bitches..
Jimmy: Yea..thats what happened to my wife when she became famous..she just became a total bitch.
Fly: Yea well, what can you expect! I walk down the halls and am always getting bugged by our President Alia..she's always "looking out for me"..pretty annoying..
Jimmy: Wait a second..your president is a woman? What is this world coming to? I think you need to rethink your ownership!
Fly: I don't know if you want to go that far..she does a solid job.
Jimmy: At what?
Fly: Nevermind!
Jimmy: Now tell me about this Jason Jet guy you have a match against.
Fly: Jet is an extremely inconsistent wrestler..who I would never take as a threat. I matched up with him before, when I held the TV Title, he didn't last real far..but now I face him again with a European Championship Match on the line..I plan to end Mr. Jet's career and send him out of The UWA for a record 8th time..or something like that!
Jimmy: Maybe It's just me..but I get the feeling that you have alot of pent up anger in you..
Adam: Oh don't worry about it Jonny, I have the same thing and look how successful I am!
Fly:(Laughing) No, I'm just easy to get worked up. Wrestling, for me, is a lifestyle..I feel that losing a match is like losing a part of your life..and I don't want that. Some guys like to make things a battle of words but forget to show up at match time..Jet is one of them..I'm never gonna balk from a war on words, but I show up when it's game time.
Jimmy: I used to do picks for the NFL, so how about you share your knowledge on the UWA to tell us who's gonna win at the PPV.
Fly: Ok..I see Beazt beating Freedom Morelez, Beatz has main event talent. I don't think Morelez matches up with him. My match would then be next, and I don't plan to lose. I'll take Johnny Rotten over Criss Angel, Angel proved to me along time ago he can't wrestle in a big event..he's not that good. Globe will get Masterson in their highly unentertaining grudge match. Shadow will defend The Hardcor Title against 10 Miniute Major..and will do just that..defend it. Look for Rilo to show up..I don't see Wilson and Seward working well enough to retain their tag-titles..maybe The 4th Reich or The Mob can win it from them. Giri Futai will beat Travis Williams in the US match..Futai is straight uo better than Travis Williams. The Main Event is going to be Mikey Hell..it's my longshot of the day.
Jimmy: Whoa! His last name is Hell?
Fly: Yep it is
Jimmy: He MUST be cool to have a name like that.
Fly: Well he's respectable. Reverend Snow has his ahands full, and I don't see him beating all 3 men..if he does..good for him.
Adam: Wait..so it's snowing?
Jimmy: I don't think so little buddy. Go back to sleep. Now Jonny, theres been alot of talk about this Chris Wild, whats that all about?
Fly: Wild is one of the those old-beat up wrestlers who will do anything for some media attention. And when he got it he started spurting off some stuff about how I haven't done anything and he's god! Little bastard is hurt..he don't want me on his bad side, especially when he's hobbling.
Jimmy: How'd he get hurt?
Fly: My shovel accidently hit him!
Jimmy: Well I'd be a little mad too. We got time for one more question..so whats next for Jonny Fly in wrestling, and in hollywood.
Fly: Well, when I'm wrestling I rarly have time to do anything else, I've recieved some commercial offers..and an just waiting for time now. IN the UWA I'm gonna have to take what they give me..which is Jason Jet for now. Though I didn't have the belt in my plans..I'm gonna try my best at that European Championship. From there..we'll see.
Jimmy: Alright Jonny, thanks. Ladies and Gentleman Jonny Fly!
Fly: Thank you!
The scene fades with Fly shaking hands with Adam and Jimmy and walking off the set.
SCENE FADE
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Jonny Fly has made his point. He's in this for the long haul. Fly has always believed he could rise back to the World Title, but he's been thrown into the European mix..it'll do for now. European, then Tag. After Fly left the show he met up with his dad, and both of them purchased plane tickets for Tuesday to fly to Las Vegas..home of January Damnation. On one last note..Fly hasn't returned the phone calls on his commercial offers, he's all about wrestling this time around.
