Jonny Fly has finished his little tour with the fans, or whatever he was on. It was fun, and he learned alot about the people that cheer for him on a daily basis. But, now its time to put the focus back on wrestling. Fly has issues with Cris Wild, and Nicky Mills..but what about the rest of the UWA? What are his thoughts on them? Fly is known for his thoughts..and here they are!!
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FADE IN
The scene fades in, with Jonny Fly sitting behind a nice wooden desk. The walls of the room are filled with Jonny Fly plaques, and jerseys. There's Jonny Fly's copy of the TV Title and the date that he won, and lost it engraved on it. Sitting next to that are Jonny Fly's 3 UWA wrestler of the week trophys. We switch back to Fly who clears his voice and begins.
Fly: At PPV this week we seen The Beazt beat Freedom Morelez. Morelez, the man who took my spot in The Dynasty when I left..lost. He seems to have lost it again. Big talent, not much heart. The Beazt on the other hand won his second match since coming back from injury. Always a threat to win the US or World Title. He's a damn good guy as well. But, holes are there..for instance he lost to Hova!
Fly: The second match was my plaster of Jason Jet. Do I have to go any further? I killed the punk..hopefully I put him out of action again too. He's still all talk. When's the last time you seen Jet's hand raised in victory? Don't worry, I can't think that far back either!
Fly: Nikolas Globe and Eric Masterson battled at PPV as well..BORING! Wow, Masterson got hurt..thrown off a cage into a table! Big deal, it looked fake anyways. Globe is rising, Masterson is falling. Oh, I almost forgot Criss Angel and Johnny Rotten..another terrible fight. Angel has sucked since I wated him at my last PPV months ago..and Rotten never talks. He's probally illiterate! If we wanted to hear Powers talk, we'de put him in tights and let him slug it out with the rookies.
Fly: Now is where I'm gonna get a little mad. 10-Minute Major won the Hardcore Title. Ok..so he beat Shadow, but why was he even there? The guy joined the company and *BAM* 2 weeks later a US Title Shot..then a Hardcore Title shot! That's crazy..nobody has ever gotten that! Put him into a ring with Rilo and even Hova..lets see how Hardcore this kid really is! Hell, I've seen Joe Seward up close and Seward can beat him!
Fly: Giri Futai did the impossible 2 weeks ago and won the US Title from 9 guys. Impresive. But I'm skeptical, I think The Beazt is a better wrestler..he did good against Travis Williams, but that could of been luck. Speaking of Travis, big fella attacks his brother in the hospital..man that's just fucked up, he's blood man! I actually liked Christian. I guess thats the typical West Viginia family.
Fly: Jeff Van Damage and Nicky Mills won the tag-titles in that freaky 6-way Tag Team match. They did well..and it made me more money. The Tag Division is hot. The 4th Reich are respectable..The Mob is as well. The Impact Players are proven, and Me and Baron are unstopable. James and Dinomite are up and comers..and The Missisippi Wrecking Crew is always hanging around.
Fly: Jeff Van Damage is still the TV Title holder, but he is slipping, yes..I don't give a shit what he did at PPV, Damage won't be the TV Champ come March. He's gotten lucky with wins over Nikolas Globe and others..but you forget this is the same guy who lost to Cobra! Remember him? I hardly do.
Fly: Reverend Snow's grasp on the World Title came to a close on Sunday. My hat is off to him..he lost to Mikey Hell though, terrible way to go out. Hell is a Hardcore guy..not much else. He's crazy..but I have a feeling he got lucky. The biggest question I have out of all of this is where was Maniac? It looked like he gave up, he had a chance to be the first guy to ever be UWA World Champion 3 seperate times, but is the second guy in recent months to fail to do so. Everyone's hero Michael Edwards was the first to fail, about 2 months ago.
Fly: 2 months ago? Wasn't that when Rollin' Thunder patrolled the world Title ranks? Look at him now..he's failed to capture the Tag-Titles for the second time. His last name is starting to become "wasted oppurtunities." Look how many Tag and World Title shots he has lost! If Major can get lucky ONCE then you'd think Rollin' could..but no cigar so far. Hey that rymed!
Fly: Mirror has been pissed of late about being held out of the PPV. Maybe he has forgotten that he has done nothing to deserve to be put in it! This is the "New Era" UWA, being a legend months ago doesen't mean shit anymore. You good..but theres always someone better..except when your taking about me of course. Eric Erratic should be facing ViperJ in that Mob match..not Soul Reaper..Reaper he has talent, then again who in The Mob would know anything about that? Kicking people out for struggling isn't something that will bring new wrestlers to the door hoping to join. We all have our problems..The Mob has it's fair share as well..Wait!..I thought ViperJ was already kicked out? What the hell! Also, who's The mob's leader..Hova or Globe? There both second rate anyway.
Fly: Pete Wilson has faded bad. He lost to Mills, then a week later lost his Tag-Titles. Another legend hanging on for his past glory..the bus stops here..get the hell off! Judas is back. That probally means that The Kovenant is gonna gain some steam after being dormat for all this time..I can't say I'm glad to see the guy back, I never liked him..he doesen't like me. Despises me might be the better word, but I think he's just jealous. Maybe he could tell me?
Fly: Larrison Sparks, Tim O'Brien, and Agent Ecks are the only new guys that show any promise. The Prophet, John Korso, Ben Page, Scott DeBaise, Blade, and Commercial Man need to be fired. Commercial Man might have some promise..but I just don't see it. I have faced Sparks and he is a damn good wrestler..I was just superior to him, nothing to be ashamed of. Ecks should beat Freedom Morelez at Turmoil..and Tim O' Brien made a good move by joining The 4th Reich.
Fly: On a couple other notes, Eric Masterson, Redeemer, and Criss Angel need to pick things up or people are gonna start passing ya'll by. Shadow and Rilo are gonna battle tommarow. I'm gonna be there for that..it should be great..2 Hardcore, Hall of Famers going at in a street fight..priceless. Nicky Mills, our match is no DQ at Rampage..growing up on the streets this should be an even easier match for me, come prepared. To close this out..Gorgon..I don't know what to say man..maybe you could benifit by becoming a wrestler with a short temper like me..Hardcore isn't you, drop the act. Hey..I'm here to help!
Fly swivels around in the chair so that his back is facing the camera. We fade with a shot of a little wooden rack next to Fly's TV Title..the caption on the rack reads "UWA European Title: February 6th to Present"
SCENE FADE
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This room where you seen Fly talking is his new office. Fly doesen't have a home, as you may know if you were in the UWA around November when Fly sold it. The RV was getting cramped with UWA stuff..and was becomming quite unconfortabe to be in on the long trips that is necessary for a wrestler. Now he has his place..all that is missing is a new addition in the European Title..that should come soon if Fly has it his way..but this isn't Burger King! Plus it's no DQ..the Fly specialty.
