The critics have returned. The naysayers, have been hammering Jonny Fly for days with little jabs, and shots at the Kid Wonder. Here is a direct quote from the New York Times.."Having Jonny Fly as a World Champion, is a disgrace to the sport. Fly can fly, but not over real opponets." What do you say to that? What can you say to that? I'm sure Jonny and Chris will find something..when havn't they.
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The scene fades in, with Chris Wild and Jonny Fly sitting down, and eating, at a circular table in the Italian resurant they were walking to when we last seen them. We zoom in to hear their conversation.
Wild: ..c'mon man, forget about the god damn critics!
Fly: Ah, I can't. Those guys have been on me since the day I begun wrestling, and I think it's about time they stop. I heard them when I won the TV title, when I made my movie, and when I won the European Title, and now again, as World Champion. They have hammered at me since the start of the Jonny Fly ERA. The beginning of the influx of modern day wrestlers in the UWA. I'm a revolutionist, yet, they say I'm unworthy.
Wild: Of course there gonna say that. There paid to do that shit!
Fly: Yea, and I'm paid a shit load of money to win! People come to see Jonny Fly tear off some heads, and I deliver. I do my job. Then I go to the hotel, and sitting on my bed is the morning paper with bullshit headlines about me "sucking." I'm over it Chris. Next time one of those fuckers trys to talk to me, I'm just gonna snap, crackle, and pop their punkass in the face!
Wild: Jonny, you can not hit reporters. The UWA has always taken that shit seriously, and you would no doubtly be stripped of the World Title.
Fly: I'm at the point where I could give a shit less. I'll just run right through the ranks again. But this shit has to stop Chris! I'm not getting any sleep! It's eating away at me, man.
Wild: Cause your letting it! Just relax, have some fun. Your at the top dammit! For now, focus on Pete Wilson. You remember what I told you on the way over here?
Fly: Yea. You don't want me to underestimate him.
Wild: No Jonny. You CANT underestimate him. If you go in there and be all lax, Wilson's gonna see it. He's a vetran Jonny. And he'll take advantage of you. You need to get focused. Tuesday is right around the corner. Now what do you say?
Fly: As soon as I'm in that ring, I'll be ready to go. Don't worry. I know what my job is, and I'll do it to the best of my ability. Nobody wants top see Wilson be World Champion, not the fans, Drivelane, the UWA roster, and most importantly, Jonny Fly! Wilson is not well liked, and him being the champion of a top notch company, will cause a major outbreak. One that can only be negative for the wrestling world. My job, is in all respects, to take Pete Wilson out. It's obvious that Mark Drivelane wanted Wilson knocked out cold, therefore giving him a World Title Shot, so the best this company has to offer, could do his dirty work.
Wild: What..were did that come from? Why the hell didn't you tell me about this earlier?
Fly: Well I'm not what you'd call, positive about it. But it's more than obvious. Why the hell would Mark Drivelane give a guy who's been ridiculing him for weeks, a shot at the prize of his company? It was all a trick! It has to be. And ole' Pete fell for it. And what's worse is he's probally home cussing up a storm about how bad he's gonna beat me! Poor stupid ass fucker.
Wild: Holy Shit! Dude, thats crazy. I would of never known, I would of never even suspected it!
Fly: Yea. Well, my head will be there, as will the dazzling unpredictability that follows me around.
Wild: I'll be there as well!
Fly: Outstanding. You can hold the belt for me while I'm wrestling. Just try not to scratch it for me, will ya?
Wild: Whatever man, you can hold you own damn belt. Hell, if your supposed to take out Pete Wilson, you might find it handy with you inside the ring.
Fly: What? You think I need to cheat to take him out? Hell no. Pete Wilson's never seen a wrestler like me before. And when he does, and when he realizes that his physically overmatched, and overpowered, he'll just keel over and die. Wilson is what we call "over the hill" or "hanging on by a thread"..and when me and him are done, he'll realize that the candle has been blown out. That new generation wrestler like myself, are taking over. I'm the first to reach, of that class, World gold, simply because I'm the best. If Wilson can't beat the best, then he'll be subjected to low card matches. And I think he's too proud for that. I know he loves the CWA, he was a hero there, but the simple fact is, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE CWA !! I think it's about time for him stop talking about it! It bores people, and thats a shame. I'm not dissing his roots, but for god sakes, it was YEARS ago!
Wild: Yea. I mean gee, when I came into the company that's all I ever heard. "Wow, your were CWA Champion!"..it annoyed the fuck out of me. Past companies, are exactly that, past companies.
Fly: Well don't tell Pete that. He might call you a little (Racial Expletive) Like it matter though.
Wild: Yea man, your probally right. CWA is like his life.
Jonny Fly's cell phone rings. Fly takes the phone out of his pockek, and answers it.
Fly: Hello..yea, this is Fly..we;; thank you..repeat that..again..your kidding?...your not?...Wilson actually talked!..No, I just thought he'd be curled up somewhere hoping that I don't do to him what I'm capable of..yea sure, I'll head over there now..of course I'm in town!..alright..thanks..later.
Wild: What was that all about?
Fly: Well, it's like I called. Pete Wilson does in fact think he can beat me. They have his tape at the arena, they want me to come over and see it, and then make an appearance at the House Show that starts in 30 minutes.
Wild: Dang, 30 minutes!
Fly: Yea Chris, that means finish up your dinner, we gotta go, like now!
Fly scribbles down a note saying "For Dinner and Tip" then lays down a hundred dollar bill over top of it. Fly gets up from the table and grabs his jacket, as Chris Wild finishes up his dinner. Wild gets up, as Fly gets his jacket on, and both men walk toward the exit.
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20 Minutes Later
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The scene fades in, in a backstage communications room. The room is filled with high tech object, and has a big screen TV set up in the middle, with couches surronding it. The faint sound of John Manning and Trent Hoffman beginning their commentary is heard from a radio in the far left corner. We see Jonny Fly and Chris Wild walk into the room. Kent Strong, seen sitting on the couch, jumps to his feet to greet the two men.
Strong: Jonny! Chris! Glad you two could make it. How's it been guys?
Fly: Good until dinner was interupted. So you got this tape for me to see?
Strong: Sure do!
Kent pulls out a tape, and walks over to the TV. He puts the tape in the VCR, and motions for Jonny and Chris to take a seat. They comply..the video starts..
Pete:I bet all of you at home are asking, what the hell happened at February Fallout? Well the answer is, I really Dont Know. I went to Fallout with one mission in mind, to beat the ever living fuck out of Mark Drivlane. I was gonna beat him from Pillar To Post and just when he thought he couldnt be beat any worse, I was gonna take it up a notch and whoop his ass even more.
Wild: Ten bucks that'd be the highlight of his career. Beating up a businessman!
Fly: You'll get no bet from me. I'd like to keep my money.
Pete:But that slippery little bastard goes and comes out and as the GodFather would say, he gave me an offer I couldnt refuse. You see Mark Drivlane thinks I hate him because he hasnt given me world title shots. He is wrong, I hate him because he is a rich fucking prick, and I hate all rich fucking pricks! And what was amazing to me is that he had Dr. X out there, I mean come on this motherfucker is right out of some Terrible B Movie, with that fucking mask and shit, come on man, the only reason this guy wears that mask, and trust me when I say this because I have seen him without the mask, the only reason he wears the mask is because he looks like fucking Sloth from that movie Goonies, and he doesnt want to scare the kids when he comes out from behind the curtain..
Fly: Nobody cares about that Pete. Get on with it.
So Drivlane gives me a shot at newly crowned champ Johnny Fly and the UWA World Heavyweight Championship. Pete Wilson with a chance to make history and become a 3-time CWA/UWA World Heavyweight Champeen! And You know, I didnt even want a fucking title shot, actually I was about to make the call to the UWA and say that I didnt need a world Title shot, because I have nothing else to prove.but then I saw Flys promo, the one where he said that he doesnt know why I am considered a legend and how he is the real legend and how I brag about being a former world champion but my title reign only lasted a couple of days..
Fly: What a moron. If he didn't want the Title shot he should of said no to begin with. Punk ass it talking in circles. He said he "coudn't refuse the offer" but then went of to say "I was about to call up the office and decline the match." What is it Petey?
Pete: To that I say FUCK JOHNNY FLY!!! That motherfucker isnt anything but a god damn bleep on the radar screen in the long storied history of the UWA and just because he beat a 3rd rate world champion in some joke of a match he is gonna tell Pete Wilson that I am not a legend. Motherfucker I am THE GOD DAMN ESTABLISHMENT IN THE UWA! I was one of the guys who poured his fucking heart and soul, and bled buckets to make this place what it is today, and what it is today is the greatest wrestling promotion on the fucking planet, and its because guys like me busted their ass and broke bones and did whatever it took to make it that way. Yeah youre the world champion Johnny Fly, but you aint worth a shit, youre a god damn joke. If I die tomorrow, people will always remember Pete Wilson, but the only way you are gonna be remembered is if you come out to the ring and jerk off infront of everyone, because if your going by reputation , noone even knows who the fuck Johnny Fly is.
Fly: Oh that's just going to far. If Pete wants to bring up the past, were gonna bring it up. You still got the tape Kent?
Strong: I'm sure it's around here someplace.
Fly: Alright good, find it, and get ready. Let's roll Chris..
Wild: Where we going?
Kent goes over to a rack of video tapes, as Fly leaves the room with Wild traling in close pursuit.
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The lights cut off..a buzzing sound is heard, louder and louder...now blue strobes hit filling the arena in a darkish blue glow..the buzzing sound gets louder, and louder, then *BOOM*..pyro's go off.."Sweetness" hits and the lights turn back on revealing Jonny Fly, wearing his UWA World Title Belt, breakdancing on the stage. He finished his routine..and motions behind him.. Chris Wild comes out! The crowd begins to roar, even louder than they did for Fly. Both wrestlers smile..and walk down to the ring. Chris and Jonny enter the ring, Fly motions for a mic, gets it, and begins..
Fly: Pete Wilson, I'm afraid you don't know why you are in the match you happen to be in. This isn't an oppurtunity Wilson, this is about someone finally standing up to you, and laying the infamous "Plumber" down to rest. And that's saying it lightly. I have been given a job by Mr. Mark Drivelane, and that is to see to it, that Pete Wilson is anhilated. But still, you fight.
Fly: You even go as far to say, that I'm a nobody in the rich UWA History. Again, not true. I am the youngest man to EVER compete here, the quickest to become a champion here, taking me 2 weeks upon arrival to capture TV Title gold. My record stands as second best ALL-TIME here in the UWA. I'm a movies star, an International Icon, and funny thing is Pete, I'm only 19 years old. I have 20 plus years ahead of me still, and I've already accomplished greatness. You Pete are accelerating down the hill. It is evident you see, your constant talks about the CWA only prove what I said earlier, your hanging on to a thread in this business. And I'm gonna knock you off. Put you to rest.
Fly: But I got more. You the UWA Establishment, huh? I have footage of the good ole' days for Pete Wilson..roll it Kent..
The RonTron springs to action with an old footage of Pete Wilson..
~~~We cut to a bathroom somewhere in the arena. Pete Wilson is seen plunging one of the toilets, his CWA Heavyweight title lays near by. Xodus and Draco enter the bathroom with a security guard.~~~
Pete Wilson: Their you boys are, just want to tell your big (racial slur) that you are going to get beat by the undisputed CWA World Champ. And if you (racial slur) want to back out of the match, thats fine with me, I understand, cause I got to get a turd out of this here toilet that is bigger than the both of you combined and I need to dislodge it before the night is over.
~~~Both Xodus and Draco look at each other, then the two attack Pete Wilson in unison with many punches and kicks. Xodus and Draco are to much for Pete Wilson, and Petes head eventually ends up in the toilet before the scene cuts back to the ring~~~
The RonTron cuts off, and we focus back in on Jonny Fly.
Fly: Is that what you call the fucking UWA Establishment? A fucking shitter cleaner? Do you have no respect for the UWA? I'd be embarrased thinking of myself as ANY establishment, with a past as glory filled as THAT! I've seen right through Pete. Your a janitor. You clean up people like the Blob's shit. I know it, it's your true passion. But I got one of my own. And that is to do a job well done. And eliminate Pete Wilson!
Fly drops the mic as "Sweetness" plays over the PA.
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Maybe Jonny Fly isn't as blinded by glory that we originally thought. Maybe he knows exactly whats going on. Why else would he simply, agree to "take Pete Wilson" out for Mark Drivelane. Especially when Fly isn't fond of Drivelane himself. It's for a simple reason, Drivelane in a way, makes Jonny Fly. He promotes him, and Fly promotes the UWA. It's an everlasting chain, and whay would happen if Fly refused? A screwover? Like the one put on Wilson? Fly coudn't allow such a think..so it's been set. With Jonny Fly doing the dirty work, Drivelane seems to be completing a Pete Wilson demise.
