10:56 p.m.
Last week on Stranglehold we seen Jonny Fly, in a battle of will, defeat Pete Wilson. It was the sort of match we've come to expect from the Kid Wonder...Thrilling. Edge of the Seat. Entertaining, and last of all brutal. The match extends Fly's winning streak to 7, and leaves him, still, undefeated since his return months ago.
10:57 p.m.
But that's not the big story. What happened at the end of the match, may overshadow the chainsaw, the ladders, and car crashes we seen. But what did EXACTLY happen? And what does it all mean? Where about to find out..
10:58 p.m.
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FADE IN
The scene fades in, at 10:59 on 37th Street, in San Jose California. We see an alone Jonny Fly turn the corner and onto the street. He looks around the blackend alley, and then takes a couple steps forward.
11:00!!
The swish of his pants almost overshadows another set of feet, but nevertheless, Fly stops instantly, and again looks around. Nothing. No movement, and no person from anywhere in the alley. Fly calls out..
Fly: Yo, I was told be here at 11, and it is 11! Now I know your here, whoever the hell you are, now speak up..
A rustling sound is heard from behind Fly. He spins around quickly, to see a hooded man..
Man:(In Japeneese) Please my son, keep it down. I can't afford to be seen.
Fly: Man, I can't understand a word your saying! Who the hell are you?
Man: (In American) Sorry. Wrong lanquage. I get American and Japeneese confused at times.
Fly: What the hell? Man, there short and silly, and we have big buildings! How hard is that? You know you kinda weird..
Man: STOP!!
The voice peirces through the air, stopping Fly in his own speech. Fly stares hard at the man, trying to gain glimpse of his face..the man notices and folds his hood over..he begins to talk..
Man: How dare you insult me! You have NO CLUE what kind of powers I hold. Your just a simplistic human. Your clueless kid!
Fly: Forgive me. I apologize if I offended you. But now let me ask, your not human? How is that possible? And what do you want with me?
Man: No Jonny, I'm not human. I'm the man humans worship, the leader of all civilization. I Jonny, am GOD! I have watched you since you were a little kid. I, to a point, have admired you. You interest me. I watched over you through your days in New York. I watched over you as a wrestler, and still am. But I think it's time I make my pitch. Jonny boy, you have done amazing things in your life. You have rose from the depths of despair, to Professional Wrestler known around the world. But it's not your wrestling skill I need. I need your popularity, I need you smooth talk, and exceptional people skills. I need that desire of yours that took you through 7 years of despair. I need you Jonny, to help me!!
Fly: Wait..I'm not a good janitor.
Man: No..No..good boy. I have people for that. I need you to help me with people hear on Earth. Over time, more and more people have skipped Church, more and more people forget to say their blessings at dinner. Nobody prays at home! And this saddens me. And I'm calling for you to help me fix it. Everyone loves Jonny Fly. And I'm sure that if they are told to say their blessings and what not, they'll comply with you.
Fly: Wow! Holy Shit! So I'm like a..God?
Man: Yes Jonny a God. And no, there is no such thing as Holy **** good friend. But now, I need your answer. Yes, and you Jonny Fly become immortal. This doesn't mean you cannot be hurt, or injured, but you will NEVER die. Or, you could say no, and continue on with your normal life, and act as if I was never a part of it. So?
Fly: I got some questions before I do anything, or commit to anything. My first one is, how do I know that this isn't some scan to embarrass me, or what not.
The man nods, as if expecting the questions. The man walks over to a trash can, and pokes at its side. The trash can raises up in the air..and then heads straight for the head of Jonny Fly! Fly, with his cat-like instincts kicks the can to the ground.
Fly: What the hell are you trying to prove?
Man: Just to lighten the mood. It woudn't have hit you, but I guess you made sure of that.
Fly: I must say, that I'm still skeptical, but let's move on. Can I still wrestle? And will I be able to stay down here on Earth as a "Human."
Man: Arrangements can be made for you to continue life as usual here on Earth. You'll look the same, act the same, and live the same. But, you will a hold a power as immense as no other. So yes, life would be pretty much normal for you.
Fly: Good. That's a must. Now my final question, is am I aloud to say that I'm a god, or is to be some secret?
Man: Yes. You can tell all. It will benefit your purpose. Most people would believe YOU, more than anyone else to be a god. And most will listen to you. So yes..tell all. So have you come to a decision?
Fly: I believe so. I have to say this isn't much of a decision. Yes, I'll be your man!!
Man: I'm proud of you Jonny. It may seem like a no brain decision now, but things as a god are not as easy as they seem.
Fly: Things have always been hard on me. But now I have super sweet powers right?
Man: Well not yet, but if you'd like to, we can get to that right now.
Fly: Heck yea, lets do that now!!
The man approaches Fly, and takes out an old book. He mutters a phrase under his breath, and then taps the head of Jonny. Then he taps again, and repeats the phrase. A yellow glowing cloud is seen above Fly's head..
Man: Open you mouth wide..
Fly hesitates, but then opens his mouth. The man shouts "IMORTALIZE"..and all the yellow particles above Fly's head zoom into his mouth. The energy flowing into his mouth, sends Fly into a bit of a shock, which stops seconds later. Fly bends over trying to get his breath back.
Man: Sorry about that. I don't usually tell people what going to happen, simply because it might scare them off. If you don't tell them, it simply shocks you for a bit. You ok?
Fly: Yea, I'll be fine. What was all that..the yellow stuff?
Man: In simple terms, all the god's energys put together. It is a little more complex, but we won't get into that. It'll just confuse you.
Fly: I see. Well, what exactly is the point of having the "energ of the gods?"
Man: It just gives you the many different powers of them. It gives you telepathic communication with them, as well as how to find them, and where to find them at a given time. Basically, it's just a big database inside your head.
Fly: Wait, so I could "think" about finding so and so..and then I'd be able to?
Man: Sort of. Again it's more complicated. Just simply say take me to whomever..and it will take you there.
Fly:How do a use these powers. And what all can I do with them?
Man: Jonny, you must figure how to use these powers on your own. Be creative, have fun with them. You may even discover new ones! As for your power, they are endless. You can do anything you want with them. As long as it doesn't go against the 1 god rule we have.
Fly: What's that?
Man: Well, it's actually a two parter. You cannot fight another god, or attempt to kill one, and you may not kill mortals. Everyone has their own designed life span, and I will not see it wrecked, or tampered with!
Fly: Say what? We have designed life spans? What was mine?
Man: Your time was running out. Your a special person Mr. Fly, and I like to keep special people with me. You were designed to be killed in an in ring accident at your UWA March PPV.
Fly: What? You were gonna kill me!
Man: Unfortuantly I have to be selfish some times for the good of all. One way or another you were joining me. Sorry. But you needn't worry about that anymore.
Fly: That is still weird though. In a matter of weeks I'd be dead! That's just..
Man: Again, don't worry about it! I planned to give you this option all along. Just thank yourself for picking what is best for the both of us. Were both getting what we wanted.
Fly: I guess your right. So what's next. What else do we have to go over?
Man: Other than questions of your own, if you have any more, I think the last thing is the specifics of your job.
Fly: Didn't we go over that already? I'm supposed to make people believe in you right? Do their prayers, blessing, and what not, correct?
Man: Sort of. That's the main thing, but only one of your jobs. You need to create a feeling of peace. Wars create contreversy between gods. Basically because we have to look at both sides and decide what happens. This is a bad thing. We need you to fix it. To create peace.
Fly: I'm sorry man, but if I come face to face with that Saddam guy, I'm just gonna snap..crackle..AND POP HIM IN THE FACE! But that's against the rules..
Man: Yes it would be. And I ask you to, if you want to do your job properly, to control that anger. That is the one negative I have seen in you. The general perception is that Mr. Hussien is in the wrong anyway, so you don't have to do anything with that.
Fly: Hey, between me and you, does he have weapons?
Man: You mean you don't know? I'm not gonna spoil your fun in finding out, then.
Fly: How do I find out?
Man: One of your many new found powers is sight. You can see anything you want. At any time. But I'll leave it up to you to find out.
Fly: Ah, that sucks. But anyway, what is my first job? What do you want me to do first?
Man: We'll start of small. You can spread the word that there really is a god, and that he is disapointed in them. By that time you'll have some of your powers mastered, and I'll ask you to take a trip to North Korea, and clear things up with them, and the US. That is major. North Korea is building weapons right now Jonny, and it will be a good tune up for you to go over there and stop them.
Fly: I must say I have no clue how to do this.
Man: That's ok, again this is a warm up job. I'll lead you through it. First, you'll need to learn how to make things disapear. Then you can go over there, and simply erase all weapons, reactors, and any other machine used to make the weapons. I'll give you a further briefing later. I think that'll about wrap things up here.
Fly: Cool
Man: Welcome to the unknown world of being a god, Jonny. It is a please to have you with us, and I look forward to your contributions.
Fly: And I look forward to living for 8 million years!
Man: Most people do. But I must say, I've taken up too much of my busy schedule. I got work to do. But before I go..take this as a gift from the gods..
The man exposes a book from under his heavy coat. He throws the massive book into the arms of Fly.
Fly: Um..thanks, but what exactly is it?
Man: It tells you all you need to know about becoming a god. It's complete with ways to use your powers, as well as solutions for certain situations. There's more, but you'll have to take the time to read it. Now if you'd excuse me..
A huge flash of blue is seen..and then it quickly disapears, as does the figure of the dark hooded man. All that is left is the big book in Fly's hand. Chris Wild pears around the corner. He sees Fly standing, with his back to him, in the middle of the alley, and walks toward him..
Wild: What was that man? You told me to come for backup, but you didn't tell me nothing about big flashes of light!
Fly quickly tucks the book away in his coat pocket, and spins around to the still approaching Chris Wild.
Fly: I'M A GOD!
Wild: No, Jonny. I think that light did something to your brain man. Your a wrestler. UWA ring a bell?
Fly: I know, I know. But that man I was meeting was God! He made me a god as well. He wants me to..
Wild: SHUT THE FUCK UP! You keeping talking crazy shit like that, and you'll be the next cover of National Enquirer! Let's get out of here.
Fly: Chris. I'm dead serious!
Wild: Alright then, prove it. If your a god, you must have some sort of powers right?
Fly: Yea, I do. Wait, let me show you.
Fly grabs the book of his pocket, and runs through the pages. Finally he finds one to suit him. Fly sets the book back in his pocket, and then walks over to Chris..
Wild: What are you trying to pull?
Fly taps Wild's head twice, and then grabs his head like a basketball. Fly screams out "CUT HAIR" Wild's hair comes tumbling down to the ground in an instant. Wild looks on in horror..
Wild: YOU GOD DAMN HIPPE! GIVE ME MY HAIR BACK!
Fly: I'm afraid I can't. I'm not a god, remember?
Wild: That aint funny Jonny!
Fly simply smiles at Wild, and then begins to walk up the alley. Chris yells back at him..
Wild: I aint kidding Jonny! I need my hair back. It's a part of the look, man!
Fly keeps walking..
Wild: Alright I believe you! Your a god. Just give me my hair back!
Wild: Jonny? Hey man, I'm gonna call the police. I'll tell them you violated me! Dammit Fly..
SCENE FADE
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Oh my mother of Smokin Joe's girlfriend's panties. Jonny Fly is a god! I'd just like to say, it's about damn time! Maybe World Affairs will be a tougher challenge that the current UWA Wrestlers! Hey, maybe! Or probally not. Fly has admitted that there is no cusion of safety in the revolving door that is UWA's roster. Guys like Shadow, The Beazt, Mind's Eye, Mirror, Nikolas Gobe and others, cannot be "erased" like North Korea can! Nevertheless, god or not, it will not help, nor hinder, Jonny Fly as a profesional wrestler. But still, Fly is one in a million. He's been known to narrowly escape death many times, but now, he can't die! Oh boy..this is gonna be fun..just think of all the possiblities! My head is spinning! I gotta go now.
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