Jonny Fly has been busy this week. Training mostly. But he still has found some time for the usual things, the things that make Jonny Fly who he is as a person, as an entertainer, as an actor, and mostly as a wrestler. The fans. Its a well known fact that they are what makes Jonny Fly. And Fly knows, that if he is to succeed at PPV, he is gonna need them more than ever. So once again..Fly is at his computer, giving a little back.
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FADE IN
The scene fades in with Jonny Fly sitting at his desk. He has his new lab top computer in front him..he types in his password and enters his E-Mail site. Fly clicks on a letter that says "Wall2K Rules!" Fly reads the message..
Dear Jonny,
Jonny Fly, you are an idiot. You think your so good, but yet you have proved you know absolutly nothing about the people you are going to be facing at PPV. Most particulary my man Wall2K. Everything you have ever said about him is wrong, and untrue. As a fan, this offends me, and I think you need to apologize.
Jeff Rhodes
Fly types a reply..
Dear Jeff,
Jeff, I'm sorry you don't like what I have to say about your pal Wall2K. But apologize to Wall2K? You want Jonny Fly to apologize? OK. Fair enough. You watch your TV in about 20 minutes, and Jonny Fly will make your little apology.
Jonny Fly
Fly opens another letter, this one entitled "Fly for World Champ!"
Dear Jonny,
I am so glad to see you wrestling at PPV. When I heard the news I immediatly got tickets! Can you do something for me though? Can you kick the shit out of that Shadow guy. He freaks me out! I don't even know if he's human, man. Thanks man.
Chris Walter
Fly types a reply..
Dear Chris,
You want me to take out Shadow? That might be impossible my friend. I have been one of the few men who have survived him in the ring, and I take that as a great honor. Me and Shadow used to be great friends as well. This is isn't a Chris Wild thing, and I'm afraid I will not just take him out, though if he gets injured in the ring, well, I can't help that. I tell you what I can do, big man. I can beat Shadow for you, and advance to the Main Event. That's what I can, and will do for you. Thank you for asking though.
Jonny Fly
Fly opens another letter..
Jonny Fly,
I must ask your reasons for declaring yourself the "Real Hardcore Legend"..I am a big fan of, one, Mikey Hell. Mikey Hell is the epitome of Hardcore. But I like you Jonny, and I'm willing to hear you out. Get back to me.
Jake Ryan
Fly begins to write a reply..
Dear Jake,
Well what do you think Mr. Hell has done? I see nothing, yes, nothing while looking back at his career, yes, again, looking back at his career, that he has done anything worth being impressed by. Especially when it comes to the Hardcore stuff. He's been the champ twice, so? Like it's hard to become the Hardcore Champion! He had a couple of battles with Sparky Anderson in a bar, again, so? Wow, give the man a cookie. Mikey Hell, nor anyone else affiliated with the UWA will ever go through what I have as a child. And they should be glad about this. Now, you tell me why what Hell has done, is so much "Hardcore" than what I have done? Tell me.
Jonny Fly
Fly opens another letter..
Dear Jonny,
Have you seen what's going on with The Dynasty? That is crazy! I remember when you first made the group, and boy, I know you gotta be pissed at the way that Mills fella is running the show. It hurts me to just think about it. But, you've been very quite, which is unusual, about the matter. So, what are you thoughts on this?
Roger McCleven
Fly types a reply..
Dear Roger,
Though I am a little disapointed that Mills would just go out and ruin what I created, even after recruiting him into it, I can really care less, for now. Jonny Fly still gets paid everytime they make a TV apperance. I'm a rich man, and they don't realize, that all they have to do is simply change the name, and BAM! I'm ruined. But no, there acting like a bunch of losers with their pride or what not. Such a shame. They might be the only stable in the history of wrestling, to not make any money on their proddcts. Too bad.
Jonny Fly
Fly scrolls to the bottom of his mailbox and opens up one last E-Mail.
Dear Jonny,
Fly, outstanding show you put on at PPV last month, and I hope you do it again this month. But my real question, is what do you think of The Beazt. He is a personal favorite of mine, yet I feel I'd better go with you, as a betting man. But before I do, I want to hear what you think of him.
Jason Johnson
Fly smiles and immediatly begins to reply..
Dear Jason,
Well I've said it before, I have alot of respect for The Beazt. He is a fighter, and I like that quality in him. As far as who to bet on for the Main Event, well that's tough man. I'm not going to be cocky and tell you that I will most definatly come out on top. It's gonna be tough, it's the best of present day UWA in one match. I feel strong about chances, but not enough to tell you to pick me. Go with your gut. It won't be wrong.
Jonny Fly
Fly spins around in his chair so that he is facing the camera.
Fly: It feels good to interact with the fans. I have alot of faith that they will get me over the hump at the PPV. If it wasn't for them, I woudn't be wrestling now, I woudn't be a succesful actor. I just simply woudn't be me. I, in every way, owe them.
Fly: Jeff Van Damage. You want Jonny Fly to talk about you? Ok. Let's go! Jeff, you are a five hundred wrestler, who has done little in the UWA. Your what we call, a "ghost." You are nothing, and you intimidate nobody. Your a stat booster, nothing more. Jeff, people like me look forward to facing people like you. Cause you suck! I'm sorry man, but didn't you want me to talk? You wanna face me? Jonny Fly? OK. LIke I said before, your a stat booster, and it woudn't hurt to rack up another win. So Jeff, after PPV, no matter if I'm World Champ, no matter if you cheat your way to a win over Futai, were gonna fight. It's a challenge!
Fly: Nicky Mills, what you have done to The Dynasty is a shame. A waste of a good marketing name. But, still, as I said in my letter, you havn't changed a thing. I'm still racking in the money, and your still doing all the work. Your like a Jonny Fly employee! Yea. That's it. So how's it feel to have everyone hate you, but be employeed by the most liked man in the world? And..I don't have to pay you! HA! Life's good when your the Kid Wonder.
Fly: Shadow warrior. Do you, possibly, need a brush up on some history? Did Shadow kill The Kovenant. No. The Kovenant are just "dormat"..and not because of you. It was simply because of my "old" Dynasty. That's right, you heard it here. The group led by me, but The Kovenant into a dormat phase. You see Mr. S.O.S. Judas was the leader of The Kovenant. Right? Can we atleast agree on that? I'd hope so. A group lives and dies by their leader. And it was then, and still, Dynasty member Nicky Mills who took Judas out. So far, the bastards only accomplishment. It was me who recruited him, therefore me, who took down The Kovenant. You, on the other hand, beat Mikey Hell. That's it. While The Dynasty went in for the kill, you were going after the Hardcore Title. So Shadow, please man, get your god damned facts straight, and stop trying to take away an accomplishment of mine. That'll just piss me off even more. We where partners in the fight, and if they come back, we should be partners again, but you did nothing for the cause. You failed. I suceeded as usual. Stick that in your pipe, and smoke the shit out of it buddy.
Fly turns back around and begins to log off his computer..
FADE OUT
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Shadow taking down The Kovenant? He was around, but that was about it. And really, if it wasn't for the Jonny Fly led Dynasty, The Kovenant would still be roaming free. No man went after them harder than Jonny Fly, especially Shadow. The present day Dynasty, are jokes. Mid-Level wrestlers looking for glory in a Nicky Mills led coalition. What's there to be afraid of? Jeff Van Damage calling you out, because he's a "living legeng?" Give me a break. That's like saying Chris Wild was leader of the Dynasty. And we know he wasn't. He too..was just there. By the way, where is Chris? Yea, thats what I thought.
