The scene fades in, in a studio in New York. There is a crowd of nearly 50, all sitting in nice green chairs, facing Mikey the Mic, who is standing up in front of all them on a polished wood floor. He has an excited look on his face, as this is his biggest UWA related assignment since he terrorized the privacy of The Beazt and James Evans during their turn as Tag-Champs. He holds up his hand to try to quite the crowd, and does so succesfully. He then speaks..
Mikey: Alright now guys, without further adue, I'd like to bring out Mr. Fly..so Jonny..
Jonny Fly, clothed in baggy black jeans, and a "Kid Wonder" plated T-Shirt steps out..and shakes the hand of Mikey the Mic, and both men sit down on chairs in the middle of the studio.
Mikey: Jonny Fly. My thanks to allowing me to do this. It seems I have been forgoten about, all these new reporters are infesting the UWA..and I have become the lost man.
Fly: Don't worry about it Mickey, dont let that get you down. Your a good reporter, and a hell of a man.
Mickey:(whispering) Easy on the swearing, this is telivised live!
(regular voice)
Well anyways, Jonny lets start off at the beggining. What happened with you and your parents?
Fly: You know Mikey, I have asked that question to Baron, many times, getting a different asnswer each time. The most logical answer was that they didn't have the money to support me, and had to let me go. I'm not sure if it's true or not, but I'd like to hope so.
Mikey: Well what happened after that, your parents..ditched..you, and then what?
Fly: Well naturally I went to an orphanage. I stayed there for nearly two weeks, until a man named Ned picked me up. Funny thing is, my first day with Ned, was the first day of my dad's pro wrestling career.
Mikey: I'm not sure I'm following you.
Fly: Well, since my family had no money, my dad went out to find a job that payed good money. He stumbled upon a pro wrestling circuit, tryed out and was allowed in to a FED called the FWE. He wrestled one match, a win over HeHateMe, not the football player, and 2 weeks later was the Owner of the FED. He did it all, their, he even brought in new talent..even guys you know today.
Mikey: Like?
Fly: Enrique Perez was a rookie at the time..there were others..but Perez was always a favorite. As you know now, Perez is a fine wrestler. I believe Baron ended up 10-1 in his wrestling career. Never won anything though..tag-belts and an Extreme Belt, thats it though.
Mikey: You think he'll ever return to the ring?
Fly: Baron's 48 years old, he's almost as old as Phil Adonis, it'd be hard for him to return, but he has mentioned it once. So..I really can't tell ya, it's up to him.
Mikey: Alright, now you've hooked up with Ned. How'd things go there?
Fly: Ned was like the father I have now, but didn't back then. The man tought me everything, he showed me how to beat life at it's own game. He showed me how to cook, how to play baseball, how to clean, wash laundry, finances, and most importantly how to wrestle. But he was an older man, and died when I was 12.
Mikey: So what now, back to an orphanage?
Fly: Hardly. I have too much pride for that, I hated it the first time, and wasn't gonna do it again. I was left with one option. The streets of New York, the toughest place on earth. I lived there for 6 years, IO made my money by breakdancing on street corners, and standing my ground against the powerful gangs. They nicknamed my "Crazy," and everyone knew not to mess with crazy. Yet, despite the reputation, the nickname, I still got into fights almost everyday. On them streets, you coudn't lose a fight, hell if you got knocked down you were history. That's what I dealt with everday, the prospect of dieing. It toughened me up mentally and physically.
Mikey: Explain to me this breakdancing thing.
Fly: I had few friends on the streets, but the one good one I had was...Ray Jenkings.
Mikey the Mic lets out a small wince and stares hard at Jonny's shoulder. The same one that was shot twice when Ray tried to kill Jonny and his agent, and the same day Jonny met his father after 18 years.
Fly: I know Mikey, let it go. But anyways, the man made his money by breakdancing, and he tought me how. I made enough money to buy enough food to get by..so he in a way saved me. If only he wasn't so god dammed jealous!
Mikey: This Ray guy..what are you gonna do about him?
Fly: I've almost forgot about him. It was so long ago. I guess some day I'll make at play at finding him, but for now..I can't bother.
Mikey: Now, as we know the UWA got you off the streets, but how. What happened allowing you to get here?
Fly: I simply went to a try out in New York. I was able to was my clothes at some cleaner, so with my best clothes on, I went in there..and impressed. They were wowed with my toughness, and my ability to fly even as a bigger wrestler. I was the only person signed from that try out, and hooked up with the company 1 week later.
Mikey: What happened as soon as you got there, and was it hard to adjust?
Fly: Having to adjust was terrible. I remember walking to my locker room the first day and getting flicked off by Hugh Jorgan, as well as many other questioning glances. It was if I wasn't were I belonged. But I had the first match of the night against P-Dogg, and went out to prove a point. It wasn't even a match..I demolished the guy in minutes..I don't think he got a move in. The last match he ever wrestled in..I ended his career.
Mikey: So now your a part of the UWA, but you don't feel like you belong. So what happens the next week?
Fly: Well at this time, I wasn't booked for a show. But on my way back home, I was called by Mark Drivlane, before he was our majority owner, and said that I was gonna replace P-Dogg..who was injured in a match against The Butcher. I agreed and my plane changed it's course to Birmingham. Now, as before, I anhilated The Butcher..another short match that ended a wrestlers career. This got people's attention.
Mikey: How so?
Fly: The next week I was givin a TV Title shot against Christian Williams.
Mikey: How'd it go?
Fly: Excellent. It was by far my toughest challenge yet..and to cap it off I won. In less than 3 weeks I became the TV Title holder for the UWA. now everyone knew me!
Mikey: Now I in fact do remember you wrestling with the Title, but tell everyone else your time as thhe Champion.
Fly: It was eventful to say the least. I decided to go down as a fighting champ..I beat the likes of James Evens, Jimmy Duran, Criss Angel, and others. But I felt it was time to move up. The UWA was gonna put me up against the winner of a battle royal..for the second straight week and I interfered. I told them no. I said, lets forget the bullshit, I wanted them all, not the winner. So it was a 6 on 1 match..and I was the 3rd guy to leave the ring..and I lost my title. It was fun, but I didn't want to face people under my level..racking up victries like that is no fun..a waste of time you might say. But my month of TV Champ was good...
Mikey: So your beltless, what next?
Fly: Next was the little fued I had with Mike Furoius. I faced him in a singles match, and he thrwe me around..how, beats me. But the second time around, it was Christian Williams, Maniac, Furous and myself. The winner recived a World Title Shot. Williams fell first, followed by Maniac. Then it was me and Furious. I knew I had to win. The guy embarrased me the first time, and I got my revenge. Big Time. I won the match, won the World Title Shot, and ended Furious's wrestling career! I told him it was gonna happen, and he laughed at the thought...were is he now?
Mikey: And on your way home from the match...
Fly: I was arrested, in connection with a Liquor Store Heist. They put me into trial and everything. But, John Follet thought it would be nice to have Jonny Fly on his show, so he bribed me and bailed me, and told me to go with him to Stranglehold and compete with Michael Edwards, against Reverend Snow and Kevin Cosmos. But just like the week before on Stranglehold, I was attacked and didn't make it to the ring..but Edwards held his ground.
Mikey: And the trial?
Fly: That's where Kent and Baron come in. Kent decided to defend me, and The Baron decided to testify for me. But, it was tough, and my dad didn't want me to get arrested, seeing that I was the only suspect they had, and they needed to pin it on someone. So..Baron turned himself in, and my name was cleared. But my return..was rocky.
Mikey: Rocky? But it's hardly begun?
Fly: Not that, but getting to the point of returning to the ring. The negotiations. You see Drivlane didn't want to run this out, and I tod him I'd work with him, so he booked me for the next show. A day later, I recived reports that the UWA security was incompetent. I became worried, I mean I was just attcked TWICE and then I got arrested. I went to him the next day and told him to shape up before I sign. And it dragged out. Around the weekend, he came to me with a new proposal..and I accepted and returned to the UWA.
Mikey: Alright, your first match back?
Fly: Well as you know, even before this match, I proclaimed my goal was to rid the UWA of the Kovenant. I told everyone, that I'm gonna pave a path to glory, right through them! Then, me and Chris Wild formed The Dynasty, and the other members of our group will be named later this week. Anyways, my first match back was a captian falls 8 man tag-match. The Kovenant, with Reverend Snow, Mikey Hell, The Blob, who was relpaced by Kevin Cosmos, captained by Judas..against a Jonny Fly led team of Rollin Thunder, The Beazt, and Michael Edwards. The match was our way the whole time, but we decided to not let Michael Edwards be a factor in the match, The Beazt, Rollin and myself had something to prove, and we did it. We didn't need Mr. Edwards, the Golden Boy. But the selfish bastard..oops!
Mikey: It's OK, continue.
Fly: As I was saying, Edwards got jealous, and decided to ruin the match. He took out my whole team, with the help of The Kovenant, and backstage help from Christian Williams, and Giri Futai. Edwards was then attacked by The Kovenant, and the show cut out. Edwards ruined my dream match, one that was in the bag for us.
Mikey: Any reprocusions planned?
Fly: I challenged Edwards to a Hell in a Cell match. He feels he can attack me, then go straight for Snow. Not gonna happen. I may want to ruin The Kovenant, but that might have to go on the backburner now. Edwards wants Snow, Fly wants Edwards. I'm not letting him touch Snow until I get my revenge. Edwards fucked me, now it's my turn to fuck him.
Mikey: Now from what I've been told, their is a new chapter the the Jonny Fly story. What is it?
Fly: Ah yes, Jonny Fly has signed with TnT. I'm still commited to UWA, but I have some free time, and have decided to sell my house, and live on the road..travelling from UWA to TnT. I plan to be competitive in both FEDS, I'll still be as dominant as ever.
Mikey: Well Jonny, I think that will wrap-this up. It' good to hear from ya, you sure have had an eventful life, and I hope things become better for you in the future.
Fly: Well thank you Mikey..I wish the best ofr you as well.
Mikey: Thank you.
Jonny Fly leaves his seat and shakes hands with Mikey te Mic as the scene fades.
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Mikey: That was fun wasn't it Jonny?
Fly: It was, and I'm glad to be back hear doing it again.
Mikey: Now last time we discussed, you had just joined Tnt, you were struggling here..then what happened?
Fly: Things just began to snowball, I wasn't doing well here, and I had won a Eurasian Title Match over in TnT, but I just coudn't keep up with the wrestling life in 2 feds..especially when I was struggling here. I was offred a role in the movie, "The Ladies Man 2: The Challenge" and I accepted thier invite.
Mikey: Yes..that movie is in theatres now..funny movie. Any regrets with doing that movie?
Fly: No. I enjoyed it, it was alot of fun. That's where I re-met with my dad after his prison term.
Mikey: Really? How did that come about?
Fly: Well he was realesed early for good behavior..then called the UWA Front Office, and I guess threw a fit when he found out I left the company and they didn't know where I went. Then he seen our ad for the movie on TV and met up with me in Hollywood.
Mikey: What did you guys do next?
Fly: We met up a hotel, and we decided to return, both of us, to wrestling when the movie was done being made. Baron wanted to come back when I was still wrestling, but decided not to after strong consideration. We have recently made the team.."The International Icon's" though we are still waiting for recognition and a match.
Mikey: I'm sure you'll get that soon enough. Now explain how you were able to return to the UWA.
Fly: It wasn't as hard as I expected. I figured people would be pissed at me for leaving..but after a big fall in talent..I was welcomed back with open arms. About 5 days after my appearance on Turmoil announcing my return with Baron, I wrestled Larrison Sparks in his rookie, and my return match.
Mikey: Having wrestled him, what do you think of Sparks?
Fly: Solid wrestler. A little on the raw side..but he has big potential. He tried to overpower me in our match, he almost did it too, but I got him with some high-flying manuvers. I've always said I can react well to any type of style people try to wrestle me..and I proved it with him. I am the total package..and thats tough to beat.
Mikey: Anything happen backstage with you an the wrestlers when you showed up on Turmoil and Stanglehold?
Fly: No..not really. By nature they weren't happy to see me back, but none of them confronted me..JVD flicked me off, Morelez stared at me while I walked down the hall and to the ring, and Hova tried to trip me..but I stepped aside. Those aere guys who I don't respect..the newcomers were a little sheepish when they saw me, they knew who I was, but none of them introduced themselves, so therfore I have decided not to recognize them.
Mikey: A little harsh..
Fly: I've done too much in my life to have to prove myself to a pack of wolves, the only guy who I can see succeding is Sparks..the rest don't exist until I face them or they get in my business, then I'll have to take matters into my own hands.
Mikey: You got a match with Jason Jet coming up..thoughts?
Fly: I've pretty much been sayin' them all week. Jet thinks he's a tough guy, and Jonny Fly IS a tough guy. He has proven he's not in my league, or as the man himself would say, my rung of the ladder. His given nickname of "no wing"..pure stupidity. I'm not an injured bird..I"m the most dominat wrestler in this company, and I shoudn't have to prove this to Jason Jet for a second time..the first time it got him out of wrestling for 3 months due to an injury at my hands. Then calling me overwieght..when he weighs more..ha! That's why I support testing people's intelligence before signing thier contract.
Mikey: Well at least he's literate!
Fly: I'd even go as far as to question that! The guy makes no damn sense! He bores and confuses me at the same time!
Mikey: HaHa, well..moving on. If you beat Jason Jet, like your confident you will, you will get a shot at Nicky Mills's European Title..but rumors are your not sure if you want the belt..explain.
Fly: Right now, I'll take what I can get. The problem with the belt is, it's not booked with my calibur opponets..that's what frustrated me when I held the TV Title, I was booked agaist the Jimmy Durans that romed the company when I arrived..but I quickly took care of them. The Euro Title has escaladed many people to higher success..guys like Reverend Snow, Kevin Cosmos, and Giri Futai. I know I can wrestle with those guys..so maybe I ahve to follow down this path. I will make it know that I still haven't got my World Title Shot I was to recieve when I beat Maniac, Mike Furious, and Christian Williams..I mention this alot, but nobody has caught on! I took on 3 of the best and have recived nothing from this company! That wasn't what I signed on for..there was no stipulation saying that if legal matters held me out of the Title shot I wouldn't be allowed to get it back. I'm still owed that shot..
Mikey: That's gonna cause an uproar in the Front Office.
Fly: I don't give a damn..my motto always been "I'll give you what you deserve, if you give me what I deserve"..I haul money into this federation by the wheelbarrow..but yet, I'm still being kept on the outside looking in..I'm over it.
Mikey: Well Jonny, that's gonna do it! Another fun time with the "Kid Wonder."
Fly: Thanks alot..
Jonny and Mickey shake hands and exit the set as the scene fades out.
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Another Jonny Fly Autobi? How many Fly's are there? Ah..Jonny wants what he was to recieve along time ago. He wants action.and now. After this interview Jonny Fly has stated that if he wins his match with Jet, he's gonna cause an uproar and see if he can force management into a World Title Shot before a European Shot. Smart move? Na..it's a move that we've come to expect from Fly though..he's a rebel. Either way, Fly has set a dead on course for a title shot by the middle of February..his confidence is building..and with that comes the attitude.
